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I’ve been seeing a lot of “Dice Shaming” posts lately on Reddit and a few blogs.

The thing is, dice don’t feel shame. Those little plastic fuckers are totally emotionless – cold as an artificial intelligence’s battle tactics. So don’t shame dice that betray you… It is time to “take care” of them in the only way that will ensure they never roll badly for you again.

Shamed d20

Shamed d20

That d20 will never roll a 20 for everyone except me ever again. Fucker’s been dealt with. And this d6? It was a special edition d6 from Origins 2006 with the O6 logo on the six face and D’oh! on the one face. Yeah, EVERY TIME I rolled it that D’oh! came up. Sure, the D’oh! is still there on top, but bastard is never getting rolled again (plus it would make a cool mini if I played with such things).

Shamed d6

Shamed d6

And if you do believe that dice have feelings, don’t shame them, just do this to the traitor while the others watch.